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* There were a number of Black Friday disturbances and fights at stores. The only way this gets worse is if video emerges of a mall Santa who has an elf in a headlock.
* There were some great Black Friday bargains out there. For example, at Blockbuster Video, for 79.95 you could buy the store.
* Amazon is testing delivering items by small drone. Great. In addition to being zapped by a stun gun and placed in a headlock while Black Friday shopping, we can go home and get plunked in the head by a drone.
* President Obama went Christmas shopping on Black Friday weekend. It went well, the Secret Service only had to wrestle 44 other shoppers to the ground.
* We have Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Which are followed by a new thing — Broke Tuesday.
* It's Cyber Monday for most Americans. For Bo Pelini it's “I Can't Believe I Still Have a Job Monday.”
* Is it just me, or does it seems like an entire Husker football season transpired over the four-day weekend?
* Here's the Cliffs Notes version of the holiday Husker weekend: Nebraska lost, Bo got mad, Bo almost hit a ref, Bo cursed, Bo's job was in jeopardy, Eichorst spoke, Bo apologized, Bo can stay - at least until the bowl game, when we do it all over again, maybe.
* Saturday morning Shawn Eichorst issued a 106-word statement of support for Pelini. No truth to rumors Bo then issued an 11-word statement consisting of: “What does a guy gotta do to get fired around here?”
* Eichorst issued a 106-word statement of support and Pelini issued a 163-word statement of gratitude. When we're counting every word of every statement Bo may have the part about playing under a microscope right.
* Several members of the NU Board of Regents issued statements supporting Coach Pelini. Then, they got so carried away, they called for laying off half the UNO faculty and using the money to give Pelini a raise.
* During Jay Z's Pinnacle Bank Arena concert Sunday, the power went out. Here's hoping the same thing occurs during Miley Cyrus' CenturyLink show.
* An DJ appearance at an Omaha restaurant-bar by “the most hated man on the Internet” has been canceled after people protested. Who could have seen this coming?
* The nightclub posted on Facebook it was surprised by the uproar. Go figure. You book “the most hated man on the Internet” and people object?
* On Friday President Obama was interviewed by Barbara Walters. I'm guessing her first question: “What's Prince William really like?” “Uh - I dunno.”
* In inimitable Barbara Walters fashion she made Obama cry. She showed him how many Americans have signed up for Obamacare.
* President Obama was heckled during a speech in San Francisco. See, this is why I'm opposed to U.S. presidents speaking on foreign soil.
* Kanye West said he's not going to mention President Obama's name in public any more. To give you an idea of Obama's current approval, 20 Democratic members of Congress facing tough reelection campaigns said “Same here; not mentioning Obama by name.”
* A state representative in Hawaii goes around smashing shopping carts with a sledgehammer to protest the plight of the homeless. I've been following the U.S. Congress for so long this actually makes sense.