Despite the struggles of the Bottom 10, I'd still rather watch any of them play than see one more BTN (Boring Train Network) shot from the Purdue campus train. I'm pretty sure there were about 800 Saturday.
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1. Miami (Ohio) (0-6): Lost to previously winless Massachusetts in a game reminiscent of the great NU-Oklahoma shootouts of yesteryear, only without the offensive execution, defensive playmaking, outstanding runs, tackles, blocks, passes, catches or fan interest.
2. Georgia State (0-6): The Panthers fall to Troy, the week after losing to Alabama. It truly is a versatile team that can lose to a powerhouse one week and a cupcake the next.
3. Temple (0-6): The Owls cement their reputation as “the most sought-after homecoming opponent in the nation” with a loss to Cincinnati.
4. Connecticut (0-5): The Huskies dropped a close one to South Florida 13-10. Historians were watching just in case this was the first college football contest both teams somehow lost.
5. Auburn scheduler makers: The Tigers take a break from conference play to trounce the Western Carolina Catamounts 62-3. The game was a real shocker to most college football writers and fans, who had been blissfully unaware there was a team called Western Carolina.
6. Akron (1-6): This weekend marks the traditional turning point in the season when Akron fans forget about football and focus on next year's Soap Box Derby.
7. Southern Mississippi (0-5): The Golden Eagles were idle. Which you could also say most of the time they play a game.
8. Hawaii (0-6): The 2013 Rainbow Warriors may be the worst thing to happen to the islands since Elvis filmed his last movie there.
9. Western Michigan (0-7): Probably the best 0-7 team in the country.
10. UNLV (4-2): Likely the worst 4-2 team in the country.
Others receiving votes: California, Purdue, Eastern Michigan, Lane Kiffin, College GameDay crowd, everyone who's even thought about running for Congress, Massachusetts, the “Hooters Girl” Halloween costume, New Mexico State, FIU.