The college football season kicked off at 5:05 p.m. Thursday. At 7:07, the BCS standings were officially declared a mess.
I wouldn’t say the Husker defense is young, but the pregame meal before the Wyoming game was at Chuck E. Cheese.
It was so hot at the Husker game, Bo Pelini wore his short-sleeve sweatshirt.
After learning that Pelini had passed out the Blackshirts, through force of habit I went out and bought a Thanksgiving turkey.
We have already had the most intense rivalry game of the football season. But enough about Millard South-Millard North.
In a joint statement, the NCAA and Texas A&M announced that Johnny Manziel was suspended for the first half against Rice. This may be the first time anyone in Texas escaped with a lenient sentence.
UConn was upset by FCS school Towson 33-18. Of course FCS stands for Football at Connecticut Stinks.
Snoop Lion has switched his allegiance from USC football to UCLA football. It’s hard to believe a guy who’s changed his name about four times could be so fickle.
The wall of an Alabama bar depicts Bear Bryant as God and Nick Saban as Adam. Now I appreciate that new Bob Devaney statue outside Memorial Stadium even more.
The Buffalo Bills quarterback situation is dire. First-rounder EJ Manuel is out for at least the preseason; Kevin Kolb is injured; free agent rookie Jeff Tuel is forced to start; and, worst of all, the team just cut Matt Leinart.
The Harlem Globetrotters are for sale. Hey, if the Big East is serious about making the league fun ...
Lincoln’s new Pinnacle Bank Arena has a state-of-the-art, high-definition scoreboard, retractable seats and postmodern architecture. We’ve come a long way from the old NU Coliseum, where early arriving basketball fans had to bale the hay off the bleachers.
At his own summer camp, Michael Jordan, 50, threw down a dunk. This makes the Charlotte Bobcats the first NBA team to be outplayed by their owner.
And finally: According to a study, the average human spends 36 percent of his or her life sleeping. You can double that if you watch televised golf.