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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning jokes.
* The George Zimmerman trial kicked off with one lawyer spouting obscenities and the other telling a knock-knock joke. That makes no sense until you remember that the trial is in Florida.
* MSNBC apologized for a major gaffe. Gotta give the executives props for apologizing. Because it happened on MSNBC, there's a good chance nobody would have noticed.
* Supposedly Edward Snowden, who already flew from the U.S. to Hong Kong and then to Russia, is now flying to Cuba, Venezuela and then Ecuador. Note to Snowden: Being a flight risk doesn't mean you have to be on every flight.
* Reportedly, Snowden is safe and happy. This means Russia may never let him leave. Sure, they finally found someone in their country who's happy.
* The U.S. revoked Snowden's passport. That will teach him ... after he's flown to half the countries in the world.
* "Star Wars" creator George Lucas got married over the weekend. I know this because of the approximately 7,239 newspaper and blog headlines that read "May The Force Be With You."
* The CliffsNotes version of junk food news: Twinkies are back and Paula Deen is out.
* The victory parade for the Miami Heat traveled 5 mph. Because it's South Florida, it was in the fast lane.
* Brian Urlacher is retiring after 13 years with the Chicago Bears. Experts say, in another five years, Urlacher should stop hearing Jay Cutler whining in his sleep.
* Miami Marlins player Jose Fernandez caught a bird in his hand on the field. As an endangered species, it was tagged and released into the -- wait, my mistake, that was a Miami Marlins fan.
* Wimbledon began on Monday. Because Venus Williams isn't entered this year, we'll know immediately if we see someone without pants on Centre Court that it's Prince Harry.