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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Don't worry about North Korea. The U.S. has the best intelligence in the world honed in on this trouble spot. Actually, I just read that the FBI ... is picking Dennis Rodman's brain about North Korea's leadership ... OK, time to start worrying.
* The U.S. has set a goal of landing an astronaut on Mars by 2030. Perhaps even more ambitious: American Airlines is trying to get its passengers stranded in Cleveland to Chicago by May 30.
* The group of U.S. senators known as the "Gang of Eight" has come out with an immigration plan. It'd probably bode better for their plan if the 'Gang of Eight' didn't like like a group of bad guys on "Gunsmoke."
* President Obama welcomed the national champion University of Alabama football team to the White House. That makes sense. After being around an SEC football team, the lobbyists on Capitol Hill won't seem quite as corrupt.
* In Manchester, N.H., a a police officer stayed by the side of a suspected jewel thief until he passed a diamond ring. You notice we never see these kinds of cases on "Cops."
* A baby gorilla named Gladys at the Cincinnati Zoo received treatment from doctors that normally treat humans. The United States has the best health care system in the world -- if you’re a gorilla.
* In the U.K., a newborn baby weighed in at 15 pounds, 7 ounces. Boy, is he going to be disappointed the first time he tastes British cooking.
* A Facebook product engineer said the social network will not have a dislike button because it doesn’t want any negativity. I don’t know -- the page “Can this moldy piece of bread get more likes than Ashlee Simpson?” doesn’t exactly ooze positivity.
* Phil Jackson’s first tweet made no sense whatsoever. Well, it didn’t take him long to get the hang of Twitter.
* France wants to tax soccer players at a rate of 75 percent. Imagine if the U.S. taxed athletes at a rate of 75 percent? We could pay down the national debt just from the guys on the Yankees DL.
* New York Mets Media Relations Director Jay Horwitz has been proclaimed “the king of butt-dialing.” This is when you know the Mets are desperate for something to put in their trophy case.
* Legendary NFL broadcaster Pat Summerall has died. It’s a sad day when we’ve gone from the incredible skills of a Pat Summerall to a sideline reporter asking: “OK, Coach, which is it -- boxers of briefs?”
* Yale defeated Quinnipiac for the NCAA Hockey Championship. It was the first NCAA title game featuring a team where players on one bench were studying Plato, and on the other, the players were conducting a survey on the 2016 presidential race.